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Your name is ZOOSMELL POOPLORD JOHN EGBERT. It just so happens that today is NOT YOUR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY; that day was LONG AGO. You are now 20 YEARS OLD.
Some SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP SHIT happened to you and your BEST FRIENDS when you were younger. You REMEMBER most of it, but after a CERTAIN POINT, your memories are blank.
Currently, you live in a suburban neighborhood in WASHINGTON. You are an aspiring COMEDIAN, and you may or may not have a GRANDDAUGHTER at this point.
((post Scratch John))
Dear diary, I had the weirdest dream last night…
9:09 pm on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 with 1,546 notes